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Musical: Toxic Avenger, The
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Sarah: Move over, Anne Rice Get out of my way, John Gresham Go screw yourself, whoever wrote The DaVinci Code! There’s only one person I need to make this happen… Some people say that you’re divine So won’t you answer this prayer of mine? I found my devotion unto thee If you’ll just put me on the TV You and I will make a real good mix I write the kind of books you love by chicks And as for looks, well I ain’t no slouch Oh God, I wanna sit on your holy blessed Your holy blessed couch Choose me, Oprah Use me, Oprah Make me a person people adore Hug me, Oprah Love me, Oprah I’ll be your book selling whore Shaniquah & Diane: Oh Oh, whoa Oh, whoa Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh Sarah: Shaniquah! Diane! I wrote a memoir of inspiration It tells the truth with fabrication I’ll go on air and I’ll cry on cue I can be a white Maya Angelou Shaniquah & Diane: Angelou! Sarah: Mine tells the tale of a woman in charge It’s not too long and the words ain’t large It’s so much better than your usual crap And I got a marketable handicap Shaniquah & Diane: She’s got a marketable handicap! Sarah: Back me, Oprah Hack me, Oprah We can sell books from here to Guam Shield me, Oprah Dr. Phil me, Oprah Let’s kick butt on Amazon.com Woo me, Oprah Do me, Oprah Show the world how much you care Spank me, Oprah You’ll thank me, Oprah I wanna be a millionaire! I said, Oprah! Selling more and more I said, Oprah! I’ll be your bookselling whore I said, Oprah! Better than your usual crap I said, Oprah! Marketable handicap I said, Oprah! Tell the world you care I said, Oprah! Make me a billion A zillion A trillionaire! I said, Oprah! I said, Oprah! I said, Oprah! I said, Oprah! Oprah! [Thanks to Ashley for lyrics]
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