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Musical: Toxic Avenger, The
Song: My Big French Boyfriend

 

Sarah:
Today i met him, well can't you hear the chime?
And he comes from the country,
That invented ecalres and mimes.

He's strong adnd sweet and lives with his mother,
He saved my life so there is no other.
Such a man and man is he macho
Spicy cool like a bowl of gaspacho.
Someday he's ganna be my big, my big frech boyfriend!

Spoken:
I have to call my best friends in the whole world!
Sung:
Hey shiniqua i met his fly man
Shiniqua:
Shut up girlfriend gots to call dianne!
Dianne:
Oh my god now he sounds so foxy!
Shiniqua:
Whats his name!?
Sarah:
Well i call him toxie, and toxie's ganna be my big! my big french boyfriend!
Girls:
Bf, bf!
Sarah:
He kinda smells, but that's okay(girls:ooo)
He comes from france where they live that way (girls:aoow)
He's real polite but i got a hunch
He's gonna jump my bones tomorrow at brunch!
Girls:
Gonna jump your tomorrow at brunch!
Come on and jump my bones tomorrow at brunch
All:
Oh my god shut up, oh my god shut up, oh my god shut
Sarah:
Oh my god shut up! i love this guy!
Girls:
He sounds really hunky
Sarah:
His chest is huge!
Girls:
He's a love monkey!
Sarah:
Say i do in atlantic city
I bet our kids,
Girls:
Are ganna be pretty
Sarah:
I don't even mind the stench
Girls:
He's french
Sarah:
He's a hero he's a savior he's a hench
Girls:
Time for clench
Sarah:
I'll be his ever loving wench, my big french boy friend..
Girls:
Big french boyfrieendd.....
Sarah:
AAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOAHHH..
My big french
All:
Boyfriend!

[Thanks to Allie-tyler for lyrics]
[Thanks to Gaby for corrections]






Toxic Avenger, The musical lyrics list:
Who Will Save New Jersey?
Jersey Girl
Get the Geek
Kick Your Ass
My Big French Boyfriend
Thank God She's Blind
Big Green Freak
Choose Me, Oprah!
Hot Toxic Love
The Legend of the Toxic Avenger
Evil is Hot
Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore
Everybody Dies!
You Tore My Heart Out
All Men Are Freaks
• The Chase
• Hot Toxic Love (reprise)
A Brand New Day in New Jersey

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